No Shirt Pulling Up for Her

JayCee and I are at it once again. Sometimes she likes to see just how far she can go with me, because in essence she knows I can't spank her. Well, anyway yesterday I made her lie down and take a nap. She really didn't want to but I insisted and she did go to sleep.

After waking up, we discussed her taking a nap. I told her that if she hadn't laid down, she would have gotten a spanking. She asked me who would've spanked her. I said, "either your daddy or granddaddy." She was like "they don't have a belt and my belt doesn't hurt me, you would need a big belt." I said, "granddaddy has on a belt." She went to see how big it was, but because his belt was the same color as his pants, she couldn't see it. So she comes back in the living room saying "he doesn't have a belt." I instructs her to go and pull his shirt up in the back so that she will be able to see the belt. This girl looks at me and as serious as she can says, "I'm not pulling up granddaddy's shirt, that ain't right. You don't do that."

Mama fell out laughing.

Food Makes Me Sleep

I believe that someone is crushing sleeping pills into my food. LOL, I know this is ridiculus, but for some reason for the past two weeks everytime I eat, I feel drowsy. I have been going to bed basically right after the sun sets and sleeping ALL night.

Now I'm not complaining about the amount of time that I spend sleeping because sleeping is a favorite pastime of mine, it's just a little suspicious. Is my bro "spiking" my food? I'll update you on my findings.